In the beginning God created man and made him a sexual creature craving sexual gratification! He also instilled in that man an incessant need to procreate whenever his whims dictated occasion.

A sexual creature!

God created man and made him prone to impulsivity, and thus and smartly so... he created woman. God just neglected to inform man just how troublesome these bitches would be; how soul-crushing, self-esteem destroying, and mental health challenging they would ultimately become.

A delight or a nuisance throughout the ages!

To some men they’re an inspiration, a muse that provides nourishment to creativity (many a great love song has been created because of them); to others they’re a cause of angst and turmoil. And that is the pretext for this article. And let me preface what I'm going to say by asking the question..."So aside from gratifying mens sexual or companionship needs, or the propagation of the human species, what are women good for?

Lets break it down into tiny manageable bite-size chunks, exactly what woman are. Lets count the ways and debunk their overall species in order to burst the feminist bubble once and for all.

Women are a simple species. A fickle species. A sycophantic species. A material species. A weak species prone to mood changes with the slightest provocation or change of season. A subjugated species looking to overthrow the master but cannot because Devil can never replace divine Creator. They simply lack the strength and faculties, physical, emotional, or otherwise.

A species with an inferiority complex. A species harboring a longing to be patriarchs when their genitalia says otherwise. In other words, a species longing for a penis of their own! 

A species of irrationality. A species with an obvious and through social convention, lack of accountability. A species characterized by an overall naivety and borderline stupidity. A species with an overestimated sense of ability born out of the aforementioned naivety. A species that is Kryptonite to any real man’s Superman. A species created as a test for that man. A species with selective amnesia when it comes to acknowledging who put them onto the game in the first place!

Women think they are the center of the universe... they are NOT! Women think they control things like Mexican gangs think they control the streets... they DO NOT! Women think they are smarter and more intelligent than men... they are NOT! Women think they are stronger than men... they are NOT! Another Telenovela delusion perpetuated by female forbearers equal in delusion, and then solidified in the female psyche by butch Lesbians and women without husbands.

Feminists deride and even shame real men into thinking that they are oppressing women when they know damn well that it was WE that gave you freedom and WE that taught you everything you know. Men gave you the vote. Men taught you to drive and gave you the license. Men created everything you see around you and taught you how to use it. Men are responsible for every bit of knowledge you’ve accumulated. Whether it's psychology, sociology, philosophy, neurology, linguistics, geography, geology, medicine, political science, engineering, meteorology, and just about anything else you can think of, including how to maintain your own vaginas, men taught you it. YES, YES... that too men gave you. Even the tampons that you use once a month, MEN came up with it first.

So how clever can this female species be? As it turns out very.

Despite their weaknesses women are getting the upper hand in many fields, traditionally the abode of men. They use smarts and cunning to get ahead. To that end, they've been very successful. A skill honed over hundreds of years. Those of them that do not manipulate from their back with their legs open, manipulate through mind games and guilt trips. They air their views, they give ultimatums, etc. They've managed to slither their way all the way to contention for the big seat in the Oval Office, but in spite of all of that... sadly... they're still second best. 

So let me ask women honestly... what have you done to validate your existence, aside from child birth? What has emboldened you to rise up and demand the reigns of power when you clearly lack the faculties and know damn well that a slave can never replace its master!