Mrs. Kristina Raines is tickled to present her audio book, Just Some Bullshit, Year 10 of My Midlife Crisis.

It’s a mildly horrifying look at her adulting about-face that some have heralded as “Pretty darned okay”.

It’s a stockpile of heavy dim-bulb-ery, a tiny twisted catalog of erratic thoughts she’s tried her darndest to keep to herself this past decade or so.

As a big fan of nature, eating, complaining, and off-road ATVing, she felt driven to write about her distractions.

She also aims to make up for the many times she failed at being intelligent- adjacent, and instead sounded like a unicorn trainer choking on glitter.

Try not to gag on this mockumentary about Mrs. Raines talking to her various personalities, her cats, the television, birds, butterflies, bees, slackers, cutters and peepers.

Bonus! Her household tips will make you roll your eyes so high it’ll tighten your skin better than a facelift. And make you think twice about being domestic.

Just Some Bullshit is neither deep nor dreary…it’s a fun chuckle meant to put you in a kick-butt dust-bunny-conquering mood!

For information about “Bullshit” or Mrs. Raines, email MrsRaines4U@gmail.com.